If John Wilkes Booth Ran for President

Our Merch: Our Patreon: SubReddit: Insta: wizardswithguns Twitter: WWGTV TikTok: wizardswithguns Gabe Lincoln (Abe Lincolns brother): I cant believe BOTH our phones are out of battery I knew I shouldve brought my charger. Anyway, heres some change Abe, this should cover it. Ill try to hail a cab. turns away Just call the theater and tell Mary Todd well be a few minutes late to the play. Oh turning back And tell her to get me some popcorn, or whatever us oldtimey folk eat for snacks in this, the 1860s. Shell know what I me OH NO MR. PRESIDENT NO Get out of there Thats not a phone booth Thats a JOHNWILKES BOOTH I don t know about you, but come this November, there s only ONE presidential candidate I d even CONSIDER voting for on the and that s because someone myster