Something Weird She Beast
Fed up with yet another killing by the local witch, the good people of Transylvania, 1765, promptly storm the cave of Vardella, a snarling, snaggletoothed, oneeyed She Beast with a face that looks like a living turd. Swearing to return after her death, Ms. Vardella is then tied to The Seat of Chastisement (the kind of quaint torture device all decent communities had back then), has a red hot spike hammered through her back, and dunked into a lake until she s drowned Two hundred years later, newlyweds V
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