SNL Digital Short: Annuale

Do not take if you are using MAOI inhibitors or if your occupation requires you to operate heavy machinery. Do not take Annuale if you plan to ever become pregnant, as it may turn your baby into a firemonster. In the days around your period, you may develop a leathery tail. Annuale may cause you to develop a second vagina. Notify authorities in your town when your period is imminent, as they may want to incarcerate you preemptively like a wolfman.