Jon Lajoie

In Different Ways I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you re in the mood for love So I ll light some candles, pour some wine, let s sit down on the rug But there s something I must tell you, babe, before we take this step Something about me, girl, that you do not know yet I have no penis. It was torn off In a bicycle accident in 1999. I also lost one testicle so all I have is a weird uniball And a rubber tube between my legs