Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. Ive pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around. Im a hardbodied, hairychested, rootin, tootin, shootin, parachutin, demolition double cap crimpin Frogman. There aint nothing I cant do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber