Samus The Spaceman Cowboy ( Animated Metroid Parody Song)
iTunes Amazon REPlayed Gaming Lyrics Let me tell you a legend About the greatest bounty hunter who ever lived. A real manly man, a rugged warrior, and they call him, Samus As a child, he was raised up by the Chozo That s a tribe of martian Indians, I think He saved the world and blew up other planets by the time that he was old enough to drink. A sissy purple dragon ate his family, so then Samus launched some whoopass in a can, and beat that ugly beast three ways to Sunday, like a burly, beefy, brawny macho man Oh Samus the Spaceman Cowboy He s a hero to us all Yes, Samus the Spaceman Cowboy Has a robotic suit and giant balls Balls, I mean. That s where he curls up into a littl
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