THE QUICKEST WAY TO FAIL ENGLISH LITERATURE 2

a quick message to anyone who findeth this offensive to William Shakespeare: I biteth my thumb at ye, you snobbish cankerblossoms gravely though, i has t an exam tomorrow (aye, another one) now that i ve hath spent mine evening instead of doing mine revision, i m totally getting that a cause examiners beest lovin mine essays like seriously guys, i m so good at this, i can shakespeare. .. or just stand in the examination hall holding one (get it get it ) tumbleweed