The most upsetting thing you could say in a Chinese restaurant

Patreon: Our Merch: SubReddit: Insta: wizardswithguns TikTok: wizardswithguns Twitter: WWGTV I opened a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant. Strangely, the fortune was blank. The elderly owner put his hand on my shoulder and said Here, we make our own fortune then he handed me a pen. I sat there and thought about about all sorts of things, my favorite things. Finally, I decided what I wanted my future to hold I started to jot down what I wished for most of all Unfortunately, the paper remained blank, for the pen was out of ink. The old man frowned, I suppose that it was never meant to be He said as he capped his pen. I said with tears in my eyes I guess I ll never get to be swallowed whole by my smoking hot waifu, Ochako Uraraka, from My Hero The man looked at me with sou