The News Hasnt Happened Yet, ,4: NEWSPOCALYPSE

I dictate the news from now on. Episode 4: NewsPocalypse MERCH Lots of merch in the shop. Toys, tshirts, slippers etc. PATREON Supported by the Patreons. Summary of headlines: The world is running out of news. Last week s news didn t happen. Unnewsworthy news is banned. A celebrity has come back to life. And the world is about to witness a really nasty tweet. Music by Locust Toybox. The one at the end credits is called Lemons in A Jar. It s on the album Stringland (2014) All Locust Toybox music is BUYABLE: BANDCAMP TWITTLES INSTAGRIBBLES PATRONIZZLES If you didn t subscribe to me yet, I will probably stand outside your house until you do.