One of my favourite scenes ever: the cockney rhyme demonstration from Guy Ritchies Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I know Rory. He s not to be underestimated. He s a funnylooking fucker, I know. You ve got to look past the hair and cute cuddly thing. It s a deceptive façade. A few nights ago his roger iron busted. He s gone down the battle cruiser to watch the football. No one s watching the custard, so he switches the channel. A fat geezer s north opens. He wanders up and turns the Liza over. Fuck off and watch it somewhere He knows claret is imminent, but he doesn t want to miss the game. Calm as a coma, pick