HEMORRHOIDS (samba) Mr. oily discharge Ted Pillman
Hemorrhoids Ow Ow , another beautiful song from the pen of Ted Pillman This goes out to long time comedy legend PHYLLIS DILLER. She loves wacky humor. We ve loved Phillis for a many years. Teds got Hems like golf balls Ted suffers from HEMMORHOIDS, CONSTIPATION, ASS BLASTS, FARTS, OILY DISCHARGE, and wears ADULT DIAPERS. Ted takes PREPARATION H, ANUSOL, TUCKS, and HOT TUB BATHS. As in the song, the hassle of Hemorrhoids really sucks.
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