Creature Feature Such Horrible Things (with lyrics)

Title pretty much explains Lyrics: Sit Back Now, Let Me Tell You A Tale Where Justice Does Not Prevail About An IllFated Life, So Very Full Of Strife Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right So When I Was Born I Did Surely Scorn My Proud Parents Name Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain Drove Them Insane My Birth Was A Curse I Bit The Nurse Oh, But I Love The Worst I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse When I Was Two I Poured Super Glue Into My Fathers Hair As He Sat Unaware In His Arm Chair Much To His Dismay Had To Cut It All Away Oh, But It Felt Great I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted Then Tossed About In Disarray Until The Pieces Melt Away I Am Not A Bad Man Even Though I Do Bad Things Very Bad Things Such Horrible Things But It s Not Quite What It Seems Not Quite What He Seems Not Quite What I Seem Ah, Hell It s Exactly What It S