BREAKING NEWS: Victoria Officially Abolishes Laws for Minorities, Doubles Penalties for Straight White Dads Who Pay Taxes

BREAKING NEWS: Victoria Officially Abolishes Laws for Minorities, Doubles Penalties for Straight White Dads Who Pay Taxes. MELBOURNE, Peoples Republic of Victoria Premier Jacinta Allan has been nominated for Saint of Systemic Injustice after overseeing what experts are calling the most inclusive collapse of law and order in Australian history. In a bold display of modern Marxist innovation, Victoria has proudly rolled out its twotier justice system where minority status grants legal immunity and Christian males are one parking fine away from solitary confinement. Legal analysts confirmed that under Allans rule, armed while diverse is now a valid legal defence. Recent test cases include: Two men with 15 charges between them, caught at the MCG with loaded guns stuffed down their pants, released on bail (again) because oppression doesnt shoot itself. A 15yearold with a fake gun and a knife at Marvel Stadium given a caution and a lollipop, because its just Source: Land Down Under t. me, RealLandDownUnder