LMFAO Im Santa and I know it

Lyrics: Ho Ho When it s Christmas time everybody s waitin in a big ass line To sit on my lap And beg for Elmo s, ipads, and crap Brats are outta control my elves are doing nothing but shovelin coal Older girls sit on me And get their picture taken ironically Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly As seen on the telly It sticks out I come down your chimney Though it don t quite fit me Why do I smell kindling Put it out My doctor told me I had diabetes That s what happens when you eat a hundre