The Ballad of Taco Johnny

Lyrics: There once was a young cowboy who lived down in Tejas His name was Taco Johnny and we was the taco boss He could eat more tacos than any other cowboy could saddle Listen closely as I tell the story of The Great Taco Battle Now Taco Johnny was a big boy, he stood about 12 tall Instead of a horse, well he rode a fucking bull Each one of his boots was made from a full cows hide His pearl snap was a teepee for an entire Injun tribe. Tales of Taco Johnny got on down to Mexico Where there lived another