Jordan Peterson: Clean Your Room ( Evanescence Parody)
Youre a chimpanzee full of snakes, your lifes a war Let me lead you out of chaos And into order You set a goal (Buuuuuucko) For 5 years from now, bucko Perhaps even you could manage that So lets go. (CLEAN THAT UP) CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN (CANT CLEAN UP) FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN (CLEAN THAT UP) THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME (CLEAN THAT UP) POST MODERNISMS BAD (CANT CLEAN UP) SO GO FIND YOUR DAD (CLEAN THAT UP) AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE Post modern neomarxists hacks They want to smear me Reeeeeeing at my followers Who want to come and see me talk Cuz they dont know (Background vocals Buuuckoooooo) For 5 years from now, you know That this world has so much hope Perhaps even you could manage that If you re willing to suffer for that And thats that bucko. Then lets (I CANT CLEAN UP) CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN (CANT CLEAN UP) FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN (CANT CLEAN UP) THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME (I CANT CLEAN UP) POST MODERNISMS BAD (CANT CL
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