Key Peele Pirate Chantey

I once met a lass so fine. She was drunk on barley wine. Id been at sea for months a three. I knew I could make her mine. And the lass was past consent So it was off with her we went. We threw her in bed and rested her head and we left because thats what gentlemen do. A woman has a right to a drink or two without worrying about what you will do We say YO HO, but we dont say ho, cause ho is disrespectful, yo Thar once was a girl from Leeds, Who I heard was good on her knees, So I docked my ship for an overnight trip, To take care of all of my needs. She was fine as the tales did tell, And my mast began to swell, So I laid her down and I raised her gown, And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so. Always take care of yer lady fair, Cuz they deserve as much attention down there We say YoHO but we don t say ho, Cuz ho is disrespectful, yo.