Paul Kuhn Es gibt kein Bier auf Hawaii

English translation of There s no beer in Hawaii, no beer, so I m not going to Hawaii, so I ll stay here. It s so hot in Hawaii, not a cold spot, and only the hulahula does not quench your thirst. My bride, her name is Marianne, we have been betrothed for 12 years, she would like me to be a man, and threatened to complain. The wedding would have been long ago if the honeymoon were not, because she wants to go to Hawaii, yes, she wants to go to Hawaii, and that s so incredibly difficult for me. There s no beer in Hawaii, no beer, so I m not going to Hawaii, so I ll stay here. It s so hot in Hawaii, not a cold spot, and only the hulahula does not quench your thirst. If she went with her to Pilsen, yes, then we would already have been a couple, but all my prayers and oaths spurned her year after year. She sings new songs day and night, from the palm trees on the blue sea, because she wants to go to Hawaii, yes, she wants to go to Hawaii, and that s so incredibly difficult f