How To Seduce an Omelette

Today I show you how to seduce an omelette. A recent study revealed that 85 of people secretly want to bang an omelette. This came as no surprise to me. I have known about my attraction to omelettes my entire life. I guess I really knew when I found myself going to omelette cooking classes instead of strip clubs. There s just something about the way an omelette looks at me that makes them so irresistible I m sure you can relate. Enjoy Click Here To Eggscribe Help spread the br, br,