Joke A Stroke Golf Aka Hope, Crosby, Peers, Ray Golf (1952)
Temple Golf Club, Maidenhead, Berkshire. Charity Golf Match for the Playing Fields Association. SV. Bob Hope walking on to tee. (first 7 feet for super title). SV. Bing Crosby walking on to tee shaking hands with policeman. LV. Crowd around tee. CU. Crosby and Hope. Crosby: Are you in form for today Hope: Oh, I m in fine shape I ve had my second cup of tea, with a cup of adrenaline and I m ready. Bing: You know I think you d better get along home you re beginning to look like your passport Hope: Isn t that something I look like Bela Lugosi with Peter Lorre s head, don t I. You should see my passport picture. You know most passport pictures you look as if you re looking through a porthole. Mine looks like I m sick and can t get the porthole open. I say we ought to get our competitors in here, don t you think Bing: Here s Ted Ray. SV. Crowd. SV. Bing: Give him a hand folks, he s going to Korea to entertain Hope: And here is Mr. Donald Peers. This is Crosby with tea rig
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