Robert Lund Quarantinaville ( Coronavirus Parody of Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville)

It s 10 on a Tuesday Again it s a booze day I m binging on Netflix and checking my phone You know they won t fire us For Coronavirus I m saving the country by working from home Wastin the day again in Quarantinaville Searchin for my lost need to behave Some people claim that social distancing s lame I don t know Cause I don t have to bathe My shed s now a hideout My hands are all dried out My 401(k) was invested in stocks But more of an issue Is no toilet tissue And that s why my roommate keeps losing his socks Wastin the day again in Quarantinaville Waitin for my last loans to default Some people claim that my bat soup s not to blame But I think Hell it could be my fault Some people fear this means the end might be near And I know It s my own damn fault