n a t a l i e p o r t m a n. Andy Sandberg

Chris: We re sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman. Natalie: Hello Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like Natalie: Do you really want to know Chris: Please tell us. Natalie (Rap) I don t sleep motherfcker off that Yak and the durbin Doin 120 getting head while I m swerving (Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick. ) Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick. I m bustin dudes valves like gushers motherfcker. Pull up to NBC and smack the sht outta J