Alice Cooper Department of Youth

We re in trouble all the time. You read about us all in the papers. We walk around And bump into walls a blind delegation. And we ain t afraid of high power, We re bullet proof, And we ve never heard of Eisenhower, Missile power, justice or truth. We re the department of youth, Your new department of youth, We re the department of youth, Just me and youth. We talk about this whole stupid world, And still come out laughing, We never make any sense, But hell, that never mattered, But we ll make it Through our blackest hour, We re living proof, And we re never heard of Billy Sunday, Damon Runyon manners or Couth. (Repeat 2nd verse) We re the department of youth, The new department of youth, We re the department of youth, We ve got the power, We re the department of youth.