Smallville Super Powers

(Не мое) I got bitten by a radioactive bug I tried an experimental drug I went out for a stroll on a gamma testing range I found an enchanted Uru cane I made a serum that made me small I modified the serum so it would make me tall I got radioactive isotope in my eye A dying alien helped me accessorize I gained the proportionate strength of a spider Now I m invincible and I can fly I lost my sight and my other senses were heightened I m gonna put on my pajamas and go fight crime CHORUS: Now I m a super hero