Kyle The Lonely Jew on Christmas

It s hard to be a Jew on Christmas My friends won t let me join in any games And I can t sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph cause there is something wrong with me My people don t believe in Jesus Christ s divinity I m a Jew A lonely Jew On Christmas. Hanukkah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of Silent Night, I m singing Huhash Dogavish And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles Tell me, please I m a Jew A lonely Jew I d be merry But I m Hebrew On Christmas.