You, I can tell, are a leading lady. But for some reason, youre behaving like the best friend

Why a beautiful girl like you would go to a stranger s house for her Christmas vacation and on top of that, spend Saturday night with an old cocker like me. Well, I just wanted to get away from the people I see all the time. Well, not all the people. One person. I wanted to get away from one guy. An exboyfriend who just got engaged and forgot to tell me. Sorry. So he s a schmuck. As a matter of fact, he is. A huge schmuck. How did you know He let you go. This is not a hard one to figure out. Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady. But for some reason, you re behaving like the best friend. You re so right. You re supposed to be the leading lady of your own life, for God s sake. Arthur, I ve been going to a therapist for three years. And she s never explained anything to me that well. That was brilliant.