The Legend Of Old Ulysses American Dad Audio + Lyrics 2019
LYRICS: Let me tell you a story that few lived to tell About a thousandyearoldfish, surely sent from Hell Spawn of a demon whale, and a drunk King Kong He s as big as a bus, with a 12foot dong With a 12foot dong Just his sideways glance smashes men to bits He takes 100year naps, and 2ton shits And 2ton shits He s the beast from beneath, and the king of the fishes He goes by the name of Old Ulysses Old Ulysses Born in a volcano Old Ulysses Old Ulysses will kill everyone you know The Land Monster of Possum Lake: Old Ulysses was killed by father and son Now the landbased monster s the only one Roger: I got my song He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gaze Roger: Hey Varicose veins, and a balding pate Roger: Oh, come on He s a chinless creature, with gnomelike features Roger: Gnome like You can smell his ass all over the lake
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