Kung Fu Fools and Bullshido Black Belch Edition Fake Martial Arts
Gerthy Berthy has that I used to be a prison guard but was fired for undisclosed reasons type of she is demonstrating how to get away from a creepazoid if a game of patty cakes goes horribly just look at that mug. She s got the face only a Waffle House manager could love. This guy couldn t be more Italian American if he was born in the back of a pizzeria, named Tony Pepperoni, and had a pair of meatballs dangling from his camaro. But let s see what kind of kung fu Pasquale Parmesan can teach us. Now what can I say about George Dill Pickle expert, martial arts master, supposed friend of Bruce Lee and Muhammad Ali, unofficial mascot of butter, and a 43 rd degree black belt in 42 nd black belt degrees of 90 th black belts. This guy looks more like a used underwear salesman than a martial artist. But Dillman s real claim to fame is his uncanny ability to knock out people who work for him by way of hitting pressure points and being able to control invisible haduken en
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