A Bit of Fry and Laurie

The Polite Rap Song Standin on a bus, We re packed shoulder to shoulder There were strangers in my face, I could feel it gettin colder Bus doors open, Nobody get out Look here a little old woman is gettin on, I start to shout I said get up, stand up, off of your feet Make space for the lady, Somebody give a seat She s just standin there achin, her whole body s shakin She stops and falls over, this time she aint t fakin But won t nobody move, don t hear a word I say So I take a deep breath, it s time I get my way Say please, don t make me say it twice Let s all get some manners here, let s try to be nice Be nice, be nice Cause I m a goodass motherliker Get home to my bitch, she be waitin all alone I put water in her bowl and I give her a bone Neighbours come callin, holdin out a cup So I get out the sugar and I fill it right up Be nice, be nice Cause i m a goodass motherliker