Transsexual Madonna

and now fresh from 3 hours in the gym, here is MADONNA As everyone here today can witness I m the freaking queen of physical fitness. I m done with Kabbalah and altered mental states I m much more into lifting my weights. My arms are strong, my biceps are thick. I m built like a house made of brick. I, I am becoming one of the chaps. I, I am really losing my baps. I, I am growing a todger. I, I am now known as Roger. (man voice) Marlon Brando, Ricky Gervais, Vinnie Jones and Peter Kay. (man voice) Some are actors, some tell jokes. (man voice) Just like me, they re all blokes. I, I am becoming one of the lads. I, I am hanging out with the dads. I, I can no longer disguise. I, I am (man voice) in for a surprise hey Guy come