50, 50 by Garfunkel and Oates

A feminist love song. LYRICS VERSE ONE: Close your eyes, make a wish, picture your perfect woman Now open your eyes and forget about her cause Im here and Im not it And before we go any further Theres a few things Id like to admit Im a selfabsorbed workaholic My mind is always divided My schedule is erratic, just like my thoughts Im easily depressed or overly excited whoo I cant do anything around the house If you want food you gotta cook it yourself And if we stop havin