Alanis Morisette Ironic

An old man turned ninetyeight He won the lottery and died the next day It s a black fly in your Chardonnay It s a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn t it don t you think It s like rain on your wedding day It s a free ride when you ve already paid It s the good advice that you just can t take Who would ve it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed