Metal musicians write a country song in 24 hours

Jared I spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek and i dont get paid for at least a damn week. wifi went out about an hour ago so i cant watch the damn rodeo. Mud on my boots, cant keep my shirt clean Sold my best guitar to buy a washing machine. cant get no lovin from the microwave oven. but my hungry man is frozen so i guess Im eating nothin. Pre Chorus 0:37 Every dog, supposed to get his day. but joy is just a needle in a stack of hay. misery is said to love company well aint no body every gave a damn about me. Chorus 1:03 Yah im Bad luck, a walking tragedy im the saddest, sum bitch you dont eve