The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya, The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

As we gather together this week to celebrate America s 248th birthday on rooftops, in backyards, and on sandy beaches, let us indulge ourselves with highly processed, nitratefilled beef rods, sunbaked mayonnaisesoaked potato salad, and lukewarm hard seltzers. In the true spirit of our nation s independence, we are presenting a carefully curated collection of clips that cover the broad spectrum of important topics we routinely cover on the pod. From rimjobs to fisting to combination rimfistjobs, let us all pause for a moment of silence and pray to a heathen god of your choice that the majority of us will make it through the coming fireworkladen holiday weekend with the same number of fingers, hands, and appendages that we have today. From all of us here at the Bald Headquarters in an abandoned missile silo outside Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin, we wish you and yours the Hap Hap Happiest 4th of July ever Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to to find