Momus: Ultra Loyal Sheepdog

I m your ultraloyal sheepdog Come on, bear, let s go for a walk Let s chase people, let s not stop Let s bite people, watch them drop As your foe, I will blur As I lunge for the jugular But on your side I go the whole hog I m your ultraloyal sheepdog Don t be a bore with feet of clay Don t sit staring at a screen all day As a bear you must bite Be my friend I ll see you right Come on, bear, I need to pee Let s be rude to the people we see Let s put a great big strawberry shit On the bench where people