Бо Бёрнем Песня от имени Бога ( Bo Burnham Song from the perspective of God)

The BOOKS you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn t be a dick And I don t watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly I don t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep You re not going to heaven Why the fuck would you think I d ever kick it with you None of you are going to heaven There s a trillion aliens cooler than you You shouldn t abstain from rape just cause you think that I want you to You shouldn t rape cause rape is a fucked up thing to do (Pretty obvious, just don t fucking rape people) I don t think masturbation is obscene It s absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I ve ever seen You make my JOB a living hell and I sent gays to fix overpopulation And boy did that go well You re not going to heaven Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns None of you are going to heaven You r