TENACIOUS D Kickapoo

Kickapoo Jack Black (Narrator): A long ass fuckin time ago In a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family Religious through and through But, yeah, there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do His name was young J. B. and he refused to step inline A vision he did see of Fuckin rockin all the time He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align Jack Black (Son): Oh the dragons balls were blazin as I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his fuckin cockles With a long and shiny blade Twas I who fucked the dragon Fuck a lie sing fuck a loo And if you try to fuck with me Then I shall fuck you too Gotta get it on in the party zone I gots to shoot a load in the party zone Gotta lick a toad in the party zone Gotta suck a chode in the party zone Crying Meat Loaf (Father): You ve disobeyed my orders, son Why were you ever born Your brother s ten times