Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks ( Lounge Version)

Third track of the I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (7 Single) by Bloodhound Gang released in 1997. (C) 1997 Geffen Records, Inc. Lyrics by Jimmy Pop. If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I ll have the poopoo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads In the locker room kicked my ass I said, Guys I m like you, I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do I just wish I was queer so I could get Chick