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A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. I need to borrow 100 for a month, she says. The banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but cant find a report. Im sorry, he says, but in the absence of a credit record, well have to charge 20 interest on the loan, and youll need to put up collateral. What does that mean the blonde says. It means, the banker says, youll have to repay us 120, and youll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back. Something more valuable The blonde says. How about my Ferrari The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. Okay, he says, Ill print out the papers. Just so I understand, the blonde says, I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right And then in a month, I give
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