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Written recipe for Veg Cutlet Prep time: 1015 minutes Cooking time: 1015 minutes Serves: 45 people Ingredients: For potato mixture Potatoes 45 medium size (boiled grated) Ginger 1 inch (chopped) Fresh coriander leaves 1 tbsp (chopped) Veggies: 1. Carrots 1, 3rd cup (chopped) 2. French beans 1, 3rd cup (chopped) 3. Green peas 1, 3rd cup Salt to taste Black pepper powder 1 tsp Powdered spices: 1. Red chilli powder 1 tbsp 2. Garam masala 1 tsp 3. Amchur powder 1 tsp 4. Kasuri methi tsp Lemon juice 1 tsp Cornstarch, Refined flour 1 tbsp Bread Crumbs 4 tbsp For coating Refined flour slurry 1. Refined flour 1, 3rd cup 2. Water as required 3. Salt to taste 4. Black pepper powder a pinch Crushed vermicelli Refined flour, cornflour 1, 3rd cup Oil (for deep frying) Methods: For potato mixture, add all the ingredients in a mixing bowl, mix and combine well, while mixing if the mixture seems to become moist, you can adjust by adding more maida and Bread crumbs Mix well until the mix