Straight White Man w, Lyrics Bo Burnham Make Happy

MC, 1 Bo Burnham Straight White Male Lyrics Make Happy Tour Full Lyrics: Walking around, I ve got no one to talk to There s everyone, and then there s just me If I could change, don t you think that I d do it God only knows why he cursed me to be a straight white male I state my problems other people roll their eyes Three trips to the mall and zero khakis in my size I ve never been the victim of a random search for drugs But you can t say my life is easy until you ve walked a mile in my UGGs Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead The women want rights The gays want kids Can t you just leave us alone And also, no, to the things you asked for Everyone thinks that I ve got it easy Just cause it s true, doesn t mean that it s right So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork Give me a chance to show you what it s like to be a straig