Equestrian Idiot (parody)

My ode to Pinkie Pie. :) This is a parody of American Idiot by Green Day, so fair for blah blah. You know the drill. Parody cover art, lyrics and vocals are by me. for the Pinkie Pie Lyrics: Don t wanna be an Equestrian Idiot Won t bake a muffin with earthworms inside of it Not throwing parties for buckets of turnips Ain t sipping liquid rainbows with these lips She may come across as a bit dense But you should listen to her Pinkie Sense If you don t want pianos dropped on your head You can tell her her antics are hokey And she ll say that s okeydokeylokey Then give you a squishy hug instead Well all her memories of last night are hazy She just remembers that oatmeal was crazy She likes to bathe with a pet alligator He s got no teeth so he won t perforate her She thinks everything s just fine and dandy And her mane