Whatever, dont matter

Пародия на Shakira Wherever, whenever text: Baby I was born that far away so, I speak English as a second language, I don t understand the words I say, There s no word that rymes with language, Lucky that I have a smoken body, Cause I only sing in jibberish, Lucky that I am uh such a hottie, Watch my hips go quiverish, Good news for you, I m double jointed, too Whatever, Don t Matter, I can sing about pancake batter, I will shake my derier, And you won t go nowhere, Bend over, Come Under, Come enjoy