Friends S01 E01 Sometimes I wish i was a lesbian

Ross : Hi Joey: This guy says Hello, I want to kill myself. Monica : Are you okay, sweetie Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat and grabbed my small intestine and pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. Chandler : Cookie Monika: Carol moved her stuff out today. All: OH. Monica: Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks. Phoebe: Oou. Ross: No, dont. Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone. Phoebe: Fine, be murky. Ross: Ill be fine. All right Really everyone Well, I hope, shell be very happy. Monica: No, you dont Ross: No, I dont. To hell with her. She left me. Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian. Ross: No, Okay Why does everyone keep fixating on that She didnt know. How should I know Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well. Monica: Oh, really So, that hysterical phone call I got from the woman sobbing at 3 a. m. Ill never hav