Flame War Theater Game Cube Sucks

Original play texts: Hark, thee We speak from the round to one and all Flame War Theater has at last arrived. From thy threshold of gaming tragedy and conflict, thy troupe hast begun to speak their speech, and play their play to thee. Thy shows they will present to you all summer, for hast thou a past thought of death upon the GameCube or the Neo Geo Pocket Color or something.