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Tiger Houston Man Defends Himself Against Loose Tiger In Houston Neighborhood With Only A Handgun You mean to tell me, Tony the Tigers child is running around Houston Texas and they have the unmitigated gall to tell me I don t need a rifle. Forgive my cowardice, I m not confronting a tiger with a handgun. I ve had enough drunk nights at home watching animal planet documentaries on Netflix to know all a Glock is going to do is piss that tiger off. You think a handgun is going to stop a cat that can weigh anywhere from 220660 pounds and can run 3040 miles an hour If I knew there was a tiger running around my street like it s the jungle book and for some dumb reason I felt compelled to confront it, I m not grabbing a handgun, I m not even grabbing an AR15, I m grabbing my SCAR17 chambered in 308. But hey, I get it, it s what he had at the moment and he did what he had to do. The chances of any one of you needing a SCAR17 to defend yourself against a tiger is less than 1. I
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