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My name is Link y all Im straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school. I m bringin you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute Link Hey what s up Old Man I see that you re embarking on another epic quest You re gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess But you ll need a magic weapon that ll never ever miss It s dangerous to go alone take this Oh thanks old man that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I ve never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh God that s not a sword it s your dick in disguise Yes I can t lie I have painted my shween Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean Wait a minute Link don t leave the cave, where do you think you re going This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you re blowing That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose I ve gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove Wait this isn t Ganon s lair, I m in Liberty City This place looks just like P