DIRECT TV: Get Rid Of Cable The Full Compilation

Each and every stinkin one of DirectTV s 2012 Get Rid Of Cable commercials, including the current one made on Twitter :) Remember, folks: Don t get bodyslammed by a lowland gorilla. Don t reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen. Don t become a local fisherman they call Big Fatty Don t have your house explode. Stop taking in stray animals. Don t have a grandson with a dog collar. Don t sell your hair to a wig shop. Don t fall into a dinner party. Don t wake up in a roadside ditch. Don t have your dad get punched over a can of soup. Don t attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shiffley. Don t drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti. Don t chase imaginary butterflies and do something highly illegal.