Italian on Malta

One dayima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna may plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch, I don t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. Sh