DANNY MACASKILL AND TIM KNOLL ARE (not) IN THIS

Welcome to my own private Idaho. Buzz words that do not describe this bike video: Epic. Creative. Viral. Keep expectations to a minimum. It was mainly captured on an iPhone attached to a three legged selfie stick, and a GoPRO sitting on the ground. I really wanted Taylor Swift to be a part of this, but she isnt. Justin Bieber isnt in this either, but thats for the best. Kanye West tweeted at me to plug his fashion line, but I refused. What am I rambling about Butts. Thanks to Heather, Jake, Sal,